Just got back from our District Convention (basically all the churches in my denomination in our state, meet every 3 years) and the main presenter wasn't really deep, but he was extremely funny, and I had to share these with SOMEONE, and you poor souls are the "victims" [:)] This is what happens when you drag a bunch of Lutherans into Tulsa... have to ask Al if the town will ever recover [8D] (too busy to call and nag him though [V])
So, with no further ado...
<b> Vegetarian is a Native American word that means "inadequite hunter"
MINNESOTA'S WORST AIR DISASTER: A two seater Cessna crashed into a Norwegian Lutheran Cemetary in Minnesota. Ole and Sven served as the rescue team and so far they have recovered 813 bodies
NOTICE TO CAMPERS IN THE WOODS: There has been an increase of late in the number of bear attacks on campers. We urge that you take precautions to prevent these dangerous encounters. We suggest that you put small bells on your clothing, to ensure that you do not accidentaly startle one of them. It is also a good idea to carry a bottle of pepper spray, just in case of an encounter.
It is also important for you to look for signs of recent bear activity, especially if you can tell if they are brown bears or grizzly bears. Brown bear droppings are smaller, and show remains of berries and squirell fur. On the other hand, grizzly droppings are larger, and have small bells and smell of pepper.
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Ok, back to my regularly scheduled losing [:)] I'll start getting turns caught up tomorrow.
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