Colonial Campaigns Club (CCC)

Oh, puir Phill Natta! Barty's been oot an' aboot again, sniffin' in all the wrong bins, if ye ken me. Here's himself carousing wi' one o' them Hessian bears. Whenever will ye marry wee Bart's mither and make a proper lad of him?

Hmm, you seem to have gotten hold of an old depiction of Bartholemew's 7th cousin, twice removed from the breed Mr. Hipkins sir. You see that's Brutus there, the inbred and ever-swilling "black sheep" of the poodle's family. You can tell straight away by his course appearance and demeanor. Bartholemew only drinks from crystal, and never ever a common libation such as brew. [^] But thank you sir, it was nice to see that the old hound has not succumbed to brain or liver disease as of yet. [xx(]