The only problem, Al, is that you are His Imperial Majestie's Postman and are not allowed to take bribes, not allowed to take bribes, not allowed to take bribes, not allowed to take .....
I will do it for 49.99. I learned how to price things from that Baron of the Used Car, Cal Worthington.
If you never saw a Cal Worthington ad you have never lived ...
"This is Cal Worthington and his dog, Spot!" (and Spot was never a dog. He was a Lion, rattlesnake, sometimes a chimp. You get the idea)
(break to music and Cal standing on his lot)
"Just head on down to Bellflower Blvd. We have a 1969 Pontiac Bonneville for 3499. And here is a 1968 Plymouth Barracuda for 5399. If we cannot find the right car for you I will eat a bug!"
And yes, honest to goodness that is what he would say too!

The music was a guy singing this:
"If you're looking for a better set of wheels ..."
(then Cal would say this)
"I will stand upon my head to beat your deal.
I will stand upon my head,
Til my ears are turning red,
(back to the other singer)
Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal!"
Had to endure this a lot with late night movies especially. He always got the prime time slot!

This guy Cal was a millionaire. He KNEW how to sell cars and they say he started by selling ONE car on the front lawn of his house in Oklahoma, Texas or one of those states.
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3. Husaren-Regiment, Reserve-Kavallerie, Preußischen Armee-Korps
Honarary CO of Garde-Ulanen Regiment, Garde-Grenadier Kavallerie
NWC Founding Member
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