Scotsmaster wrote:
Sadly, my scouts report your magnificent steed was butchered and eaten by your Cossacks, as is their habit.
"Why Colonel Reeves, there is not a Cossack alive who could butcher my faithful steed", says the King's Dragoon Guardsman as he glances over his shoulder at the return of his horse, "but there would no doubt be a lot of dead ones were they ever to make the attempt. No need to fetch the Generaal's horse, Sir Rat, as mine seems to have found me again as is his usual habit."
The red coated Guardsman places his foot in the left stirrup, grasps the saddle's pommel, and swings himself up onto the back of the massive stallion with practiced ease.
Adjusting the reins, he once again addresses his French adversaries on the opposite bank, "I will leave you now to the tender ministrations of my fierce, Spanish ally, Colonel Reeves, although I do find it somewhat amazing that you still believe the reports of your scouts, considering your relatively high rank. You see Colonel", says the Hanoverian with a grin, "like everything else, your scouts actually tell you whatever we pay them to say. God save our benevolent king, gentlemen."
And with that, the red coated officer turns and rides away.