Napoleonic Wargame Club (NWC)

The Rhine Tavern

*   NWC   NWC Staff   NWC Rules   NWC (DoR) Records   About Us   Send Email Inquiry to NWC

*   La Grande Armée Quartier Général    La Grande Armée Officer Records    Join La Grande Armée

*   Allied Coalition   Allied Officers   Join Coalition

*   Coalition Armies:   Austro-Prussian-Swedish Army   Anglo Allied Army (AAA)   Imperial Russian Army

 

Forums:    ACWGC    CCC     Home:    ACWGC    CCC
It is currently Tue May 06, 2025 12:42 pm

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 19 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Austrian Pouty Pants!
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:14 am 
Image

Why is Austrian Tinker Toy King so Sad?

Because his Empire is always pushed around and told what to do! Pig Dog Austrian Tinker Toy Boy just can't be his own man!! :P :D


Top
  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:53 am 
Offline

Joined: Fri Oct 19, 2001 8:49 am
Posts: 1072
Location: USA
At least good sir, we wear pants. How is the weather in St. Helena these days...Oh wait, you abandoned your emperor, as certainly as you abandoned the Prussian King!

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:36 pm 
I fight for now man, per say, I fight for the ideals of the Revolution! :)

Liberté, égalité, fraternité!


Top
  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:36 pm 
Offline

Joined: Fri Oct 19, 2001 8:49 am
Posts: 1072
Location: USA
Then you are deluded...Napoleon ended the Revolution. But if you kiss is hind end enough, perhaps he will give you land and a title! Or at least a pretty uniform to wear to impress the ladies on Elba!

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:50 pm 
Napoleon extended the Revolution and gave praise and rise to all that was great....yoouuu misguided Austrian Tinker Toy Soldier.....I lllaaaugh at your small little Tiny Tinker Toy White Cream Puff Pastry Pillsbury Boys on Parade! :P Your mother smelt of 3 1/2 days old Hungarian Cheese and your father was about as interesting as stale bread! :D (No offense to your real parents, I am sure they were pretty good folk.) I smite you, you Son of Sod Filled Bottom Filth Finding Poor Peasants of Styria! :P

I challenge you! No'a, Tinker Toy Soldier, I taunt you! If you be so bbrravve, meet me at Waggy-ram and 4A1. First Assault on the Granary!!

Then we will see who is the Tulip Picker of Holland! :P


Top
  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 11:47 pm 
Offline

Joined: Tue May 22, 2001 4:51 pm
Posts: 1232
Location: Massachusetts, USA
[quote="Scott Ludwig"]Napoleon extended the Revolution and gave praise and rise to all that was great....yoouuu misguided Austrian Tinker Toy Soldier.....I lllaaaugh at your small little Tiny Tinker Toy White Cream Puff Pastry Pillsbury Boys on Parade! :P Your mother smelt of 3 1/2 days old Hungarian Cheese and your father was about as interesting as stale bread! :D (No offense to your real parents, I am sure they were pretty good folk.) I smite you, you Son of Sod Filled Bottom Filth Finding Poor Peasants of Styria! :P

I challenge you! No'a, Tinker Toy Soldier, I taunt you! If you be so bbrravve, meet me at Waggy-ram and 4A1. First Assault on the Granary!!

Then we will see who is the Tulip Picker of Holland! :P[/quote]

A puff piece of doggerel! :mrgreen:

_________________
Ernie Sands
1ère Brigade of 2ème Division de Grosse Cavalerie, Réserve de Cavalerie
de la Grande Armée
President, Colonial Campaigns Club


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Mon Dec 09, 2013 7:59 pm 
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :oops: :oops:


Top
  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:35 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:27 am
Posts: 136


Very good :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:54 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:12 am
Posts: 468
Location: Horseshoe Bay, Tx USA
It is like a souffle' when two French commanders have at it!

Wisk on!

_________________
Major General Richard Bradshaw, 1st Viscount of Manchester

Lloyd's Battery, Royal Artillery
Royal Regiment of Artillery
Reserve Artillery & Engineers


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:20 pm 
Michael Hodl wrote:


Very good :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Glad you like it Michael.... :)


Top
  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 5:21 pm 
Richard Bradshaw wrote:
It is like a souffle' when two French commanders have at it!

Wisk on!


Oh hush Spaniard.....I know Ernie is pulling my leg.....which I won't be doing in our battle.... :P


Top
  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:48 pm 
Offline

Joined: Wed Jun 25, 2003 3:37 pm
Posts: 304
Location: Oriskany, NY USA
I believe the weather patterns in Europe have changed somewhat and the wind is now blowing from the west. Still a very warm wind, though.

_________________
Feldmarschall Dale Fürst Lastowicka von Galizien und Lodomerien
Grenzer Regiment Wallachia-Illyria Nr. 13
2. Leichte Brigade
Avant Garde Division
Österreichische Imperiale Armeekorps
Coalition Army


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:13 pm 
Image

Dale.....I am so glad you recognize this fact! :P Glory shall be with France.....Viva la Revolution, Vive la République, Vive la France!

Care to Tango?? :mrgreen:


Top
  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 7:29 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:12 am
Posts: 468
Location: Horseshoe Bay, Tx USA
Tango? Isn't that a more bold, saucy style dance more affiliated with red hot Latin style peoples, full of vim and vigor. I don't think any of those terms are found in the rebellious Republic's Constitution, nor any Frenchman's constitution. Please do not harm yourself and leave the hot, sultry dances to those people in which it is inbred, Argentinians, Spaniards, anyone not French ....

_________________
Major General Richard Bradshaw, 1st Viscount of Manchester

Lloyd's Battery, Royal Artillery
Royal Regiment of Artillery
Reserve Artillery & Engineers


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 8:02 pm 
I am of the worldly sort....having been all over Europe, the Orient and the Americas when I was a young lad in the French East India Company, I have been to Pondichéry and also Bâton-Rouge....where do you think my immense wealth comes from! ;)


Top
  
Reply with quote  
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 19 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 23 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  
POWERED_BY
Localized by Maël Soucaze © 2010 phpBB.fr