Napoleonic Wargame Club (NWC)

With my head hung down I managed to walk into this pit of vipers. The French with their tails wagging to and fro for their master the Nap! I looked towards their Knights in Gold armor the one that sent my new master back to Berlin with 75% of his men. This is a out rage I thought to my self 75% of his men unable to continue the fight because of victory point that are unbelievable low 1000 for major victory for an army of 90,000 plus men. Bar keep(spit) (you fat French lackey) I 'am off the wagon a double rum
An not one of these so called fancy dandies will meet me with a combine Allied Army but that Dutchman of the Guard (salute) one noble man in the whole bunch of lap dogs

Commiserations Sir <Salute>

Helga another double rum for the fine gent, on my tab. .... What? Don't worry I will clear my debt when I have a win

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(salute) Monsieur mesi for the rum you will never get a win with them pick and choice Frogs! But one thing I have (down my drink) is that you Germans have showed this ex-frog, is brotherly (down my drink) love unlike them so-call French(down another drink). Maybe we should team up nay them chiens would never play a bon game Water- loo (slightly drunk) the one that I posted . What you say my find young garcon to the King cheers (spit).

(slightly high) As I left the pit of vipers and was on my way to my foyer. A French carrier spotted me and handed me a massage! To my my surprise?

Pardon my translation, but those French types are renowned for the quick "massage". Good thing you were drunk and unable to defend yourself .....

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Major General Richard Bradshaw, 1st Viscount of Manchester

Lloyd's Battery, Royal Artillery
Royal Regiment of Artillery
Reserve Artillery & Engineers

Yes the emperor at his peak and on campaign is always sending out 'massagers' in all directions

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Marechal Knox

Prince d'Austerlitz et Comte d'Argentan
Ordre national de la Légion d'honneur

"What is history but a fable agreed upon"

Which, once our Cossacks intercept them, return to camp as 'Headless Horsemen'.

Before I could open the letter from that home-grenouille courier, my eyes and my sword hand went to the rider dress in black ! My word the "Black menace" ! "Mon ami I said what the pleasure of your company". He said that he wanted me to spend the week at his humble domicile

Before I was able to get comfortable at Monsieur Peters humble abode, I open the note. It read continue to the front your challenge is met. A courier from my Field Marshal stated we shall join the Allies in a new advance on the French Emperor.
Take over Herr Peters command

And Suddenly Hell Froze over, the republican party became socialist and Greece become a centre of global investment and commerce....
All of these things happened before the French Marechal joined the ranks of the Prussian's

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Marechal Knox

Prince d'Austerlitz et Comte d'Argentan
Ordre national de la Légion d'honneur

"What is history but a fable agreed upon"

Over the road to war, over the trail of death, over the hill we go!

Marching from the west is our Allies headed towards victory or death. Over the hills and over the land Fro Portugal and Spain to Flanders fields we go the 27th foot.

from the south they come, over the hill and far away though Flanders field we go when King George calls we reply over the hill and far away.

Salute!

Hey, isn't that Boromir?!
Serving among the Rangers of Ithilien I presume?

Or is this another epoch?

Regards,

That tells you of the mythical powers that the allies have. Be afraid, very afraid ...

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Major General Richard Bradshaw, 1st Viscount of Manchester

Lloyd's Battery, Royal Artillery
Royal Regiment of Artillery
Reserve Artillery & Engineers