Napoleonic Wargame Club (NWC)

Gentlemen

I would like your participation

Which "Brigade" are you in

The “Last Word” Brigade
The “Barrack Room Lawyer” Brigade
The “I am the only one in step” Brigade
The “Stating the blindingly obvious “Brigade
The “If you don’t agree with me your a retard” Brigade
The “Verbal diarrhoea “Brigade
The “Like the sound of their own voice” Brigade

Any more suggestions?

Rules
1) No swearing
2) No ethnic, orientational or religious abuse
3) Must have no more than 10 words inside quotation marks.

This is my idea so it’s not open for debate, discussion, a vote in the Club or referral to The Cabinet

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Jim Hall
Field Marshall
Commander Anglo-Allied Army

Oh, this is an easy test for me...

I am in the "HANOVERIAN" Brigade of the Mighty and Irrepressible Anglo-Allied Army........sir.........(Salute!).

Did I get an "A"?

You first Jim.

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Maréchal d'Empire Paul Johnson
1er Escadron de Régiment de Grenadiers à Cheval de la Garde Impériale
1ère Brigade
Cavalerie de la Garde Impériale
Réserve
La Grande Armée

Hey Jim those are all French Brigades.. What are our choices?

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Field Marshal Sir Edward Blackburn, 1st Duke of Aberdeen K.G.
85th (Buck's Light Volunteers) Regiment of Foot
16th British Brigade
7th Division
III (Peninsular) Corps
2nd Battalion, Coldstream Regiment of Foot Guards

Salute!

Very funny sir!

My Brigade?

I'm sure the last word while stating the blindingly obvious to the sound of their own voice as verbal diarrhea will let me know...

Regards,

Very funny. However, those are all British Guard units.

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Marechal Jeff Bardon
Duc de Castiglione et Prince de Wagram
Commandant de la Garde Imperiale

To those Officers who have posted

I am pleased to appoint you to the

"I have not had my ulnar nerve removed" Brigade

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Jim Hall
Field Marshall
Commander Anglo-Allied Army

Since I am in the "English is not my first language brigade" does your expression mean that those gentlemen have a sens of humour?

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Général David Guegan

3ème Régiment de Grenadiers - Bataillon d'élite du 3ème Légère
2ème Brigade
Grenadiers de la Réserve
Réserve
La Grande Armée
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"From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step."
Napoléon Bonaparte

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Groucho Marx

Spot on

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Jim Hall
Field Marshall
Commander Anglo-Allied Army

The “Original Banality” Brigade

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Ernie Sands
1ère Brigade of 2ème Division de Grosse Cavalerie, Réserve de Cavalerie
de la Grande Armée
President, Colonial Campaigns Club

Gentlemen

I was not going to revisit this thread but as some officers seem to be suffering from O.C.D. (Obsessive compulsive disorder) say the same thing on the same topic over and over and over and over (you get the point ) and over again

Here goes

The (twenty five percent) Brigade
The (I’m not very good at arithmetic) Brigade
The (I have Retreated, Retired, Resigned) Brigade
The (Redundant) Brigade

I am trying to join the (Let’s put it to bed until The Elections) Brigade but people keep forcing me to come out of “retirement”

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Jim Hall
Field Marshall
Commander Anglo-Allied Army

It's refreshing to see original thought and humour.

Clifton - the Prussians mainly belong to the I Would Rather Play Than Talk Brigade.