Colonial Campaigns Club (CCC)

My Dear Loyalist Friends,

In honor of our maiden holdiay season in His Majesty's colonies, I'd like to invite all those in service to the Crown to the 1st Annual Hessian Christmas Bash to be held the evening of Dec. 25th in the secured village of Trenton. This location has been carefully selected as it provides maximum security in a relaxed rustic atmosphere.

Fun, merriment, and of course spirits will had by all !!

As a special treat for all we are hopeful that our supreme military commander,
Major General Sir Phil Natta, K.C.B. himself will be in attendance
and grace us with one of his legendary inspritational speechs
and then perhaps lead us in a rousing rendition of "We'll Hang George Washington From a Sour Apple Tree !!"

We'd also like to get our Mohawk friends to appear and do that funny
dance for us, but at this time that is unconfirmed.

Note : For those that partake in excess, sleeping accomodations
and aspirin are available in abudance. Breakfast-in-bed is also
available on the morning of the 26th.

R.S.V.P. by Dec 24th please, and God Save the King !!

(stepping to the podium)..."Right then, is this on? Testing testing I say"...<font color="yellow">screeeeech</font id="yellow">. One inspirational speech on a platter Sir, click the picture to hear. Aide, make sure that the Colony of New Jersey is billed 1500 pounds to be payed by December 25th.

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<center><font color="gold">Major General Sir Phil Natta, K.C.B.</font id="gold"></center><center><font color="red">British Army Commander-in-Chief</font id="red"></center><center></center>

Look Al - all of the British officers in one nice bag, er place!
Buck up Hessians - pay day is around the corner!
Loyalists!! Hah! To money, er, the CROWN!
Al - you attack from the left and I from the right. Last one to the bagel shop has to pay!

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<br />Look Al - all of the British officers in one nice bag, er place!
Buck up Hessians - pay day is around the corner!
Loyalists!! Hah! To money, er, the CROWN!
Al - you attack from the left and I from the right. Last one to the bagel shop has to pay!
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Oh come now LtC Peters, everyone knows that your cowardly General Washington and his inept semblance of an army has long since skedaddled the area. That's why we cleverly chose Trenton as the location for our party. [8D]

Weeeelllll, my little poodle held captive in a snow globe by Morgan's men I see! Two can play that game Lt. Colonel! HEEEEEEhehehehe! [:0] Click the globe to hear my soldiers on their way to greet you my pretty.

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<center><font color="gold">Major General Sir Phil Natta, K.C.B.</font id="gold"></center>[url="http://www.geocities.com/manofwar_2/"]</center><center><font color="white">HM 1st Foot Guards</font id="white"></center>[/url]<center><font color="red">British Army</font id="red"></center><center>

Yes Sir!

On behalf of the Mohawk Contingent, One Feather and his Mohawks will gladly dance as long as everyone smokes our pipes.

And...

We see at least one dummy George Washington hung from a tree!

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<br />Yes Sir!

On behalf of the Mohawk Contingent, One Feather and his Mohawks will gladly dance as long as everyone smokes our pipes.

And...

We see at least one dummy George Washington hung from a tree!

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Chief One Feather,

Would you favor us with that dance where you pat your lips
with your hand and make the those strange noises ?

We'll give you plenty of firewater [:p]

O Great Red Coat, we thought all white men have seen this trick, but for some firewater we will gladly show you our stuff! [:)]